I am- the bath patrol. I can’t think of any reason why a baby, toddler, or kid…or adult(!!) should miss a bath. Let’s just be real- no one smells thattttt fantastic that they can afford to skip a shower. Some parents beg to differ, but if I am “on the clock” the chicks are gettin’… Continue reading Rituals
Being a Nanny means dealing with countless “catch 22” type situations. You’re damned it you do- damned if you don’t. You cannot possibly be doing the kind of work you should be if you’re not giving yourself fully. Giving yourself fully like a good Mom does, means sacrifices. You get so used to being slided… Continue reading Serious Sally
Today was the kind of day where there isn’t a time that you go to the bathroom where you aren’t almost peeing your pants. Forget even going by yourself…having to hold it to the point of an accident is redic…and at 4:37, I found a minute to go. And that is also the time of… Continue reading 4:37
I’m not a shopper. Never really have been. Besides the epidemic of being addicted to Target…I do not shop on a regular basis. Lately- not the case. All I do is “add to cart” or push a cart around the store. It’s becoming quite the problem. I’m not even sure where this newly found pastime… Continue reading DH
I love the saying, “The best part about my home is who I share it with.” A woman for suuuuure said that- and she is most likely talking about her husband. I’m still waitin’ on one of those, so until he shows up, I share my house with all my chicks. In my living room… Continue reading Home
I love the phrase, “The answer is yes. What is the question?” I saw it hanging inside Sonic while we were waiting for our Happy Hour drinks- the only Happy Hour in town where you don’t have to be 21 and drinks are a buck! I think the phrase really says something. There is always… Continue reading Get to work!
I think about “my next life” rather often. Not that I am dissatisfied in my current life, but it has always been a joke with the women in my family. I personally will say, In my next life, I want to be an ugly, skinny bitch and then of course everyone around me will laugh… Continue reading My Next Life